Girl: when we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
Troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: it’s very kind of you,
Darling, but i don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: well, that is because we aren’t married yet.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,”Anything new at work?
He replied, "No, I am teaching history."
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Last night was my fault,
My wife asked,
“what’s on the tv?”
And ….. I said, “dust!”
~ Funny SMS Text Message

A man was telling his neighbor,
“i just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars,
But it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“really,” answered the neighbor .
“what kind is it?”
Man:“twelve thirty.”
~ Funny SMS Text Message

You’re like
my asthma, you take my breath away.
Like dandruff; i can’t get you off my head.
Like my car, you drive me crazy.
Like dentures, i can’t smile without you.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Exams are there,
At the paper u stare;
The answer is nowhere,
Which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
The grades r not fair,
But just like the past 20 yrs,
We don't care !!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

A man phones a mental hospital
And asks the receptionist
If there is anybody in room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
And comes back to the phone,
Telling him that the room is empty
"good"� says the man.
"that means i must have really escaped."
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Math and girls both are complicated
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But math at least has logic....
~ Funny SMS Text Message

It’s a girls world
If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful,
If boy laughs loudly he’s mannerless!
If girl talks sweetly she is charming,
If boy talks sweetly he’s flirt,
If girl is silent, she’s feeling sad,
If a boy is silent, he’s being rude
If girls walk in a group it’s a group,
If a boy walk in a group it’s gang!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Man at medical store:i need poison
Chemist: i can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: oh! Sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Husband:u will never succeed
In making that dog obey u!
Wife: nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
~ Funny SMS Text Message