You know who is the best couple in the world?
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Smile & tears
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Rarely , they r seen together but
When they combine it's the best moment of ur life.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Read this slowly “lifeisnowhere”
What did u read?
Life is no where!!
Or
Life is now here!!
The Moral: Life depends on the way we look it.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

A : u r active
B : u r best
C : u r cute
D : u r my dearest
E : u r excelant
F : u r alwayz first
G : u r great
Sorry cant lie till z…
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Height of bad luck!
I just wantd to kiss the sweetest,
The cutest & the loveliest person on dis earth,
But wat to do,
My lips cant touch my cheeks..
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Fortunate is the one
Who has learned to admire,
But not to envy.
Good wishes for a joyous navratri,
With a plenty of peace and prosperity.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Failure is simply the opportunity
To begin again,
This time more intelligently.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
Don’t come near me,
I hate you
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Crazy days and screwed up nights,
Tons of crushes and stupid fights,
Secrets we will take to the grave,
Pictures we will forever save,
Through thicks and things,
Always true.
*friends forever, me n u*
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Press down if you think you are mad,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For god sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
Mental case:p
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Blackmailing in recession. Employee: if you do not increase my salary, i will tell every one in office that you have increased my salary and no one else's.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don't worry i don't cry, i'm just happy that cows can't fly!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Short course to be a dermatologist:
If it is dry - add moist;
If it is moisten - add dryness.
Congratulations, now you are a dermatologist!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Salesman: this computer will
Cut your workload by 50%.
Santa: that is great,
I will take two of them:
~ Funny SMS Text Message

There are no accidents…
There is only some purpose
That we haven’t yet understood.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Gal: do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: how about this card, it says 'to the only boy i ever loved'
Gal: great! I want 10 of them.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney
~ Funny SMS Text Message

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But i can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So i’m sending you just 1 joke
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“you are so beautiful”
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Modern paintings are like women, you will never enjoy if you try to understand them.
~ Funny SMS Text Message