Almost always in a relationship, but never getting marrried

Never having a relationship, until becoming happily married at forty-five

Being stuck in a tree with no one

Being stuck in a tree with your worst enemy

Getting your butt cheeks pierced together

Getting your eyelids pierced

Having your boyfriend propose and you say yes, then him say JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!

You proposing to your boyfriend, and him saying NO

Holding on to the bumper of the car and being dragged around your street

Laying down and having someone hop on you with a po-go stick

The ultimate artist not making music

The worst musician making music

Farting on national telivison

Farting on the radio

Falling asleep in class and talking in your sleep about the guy you like

Having the guy you like find out that you liked him and telling the whole class

Losing your most prized possesion

Your best friend losing it

100 years of doing nothing at all except for sitting

100 years of torture