Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
Men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?"
Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & coke?"
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do. That's why it's called heaven!
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message