It's easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years?
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it. - gene perret
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

If you didn't want to be improved, you shouldn't have gotten married.
Nancy (mrs scott) stanley
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Here's to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman. - joseph joubert
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - rita rudner
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

One of the first things a relationship therapist learns is that couples argue to burn up energy that could be used for something else. In fact, arguments often serve the purpose of using up energy, so that the couple do not have to take the courageous, creative leap into an unknown they fear. Arguing serves the function of being a zone of familiarity into which you can retreat when you are afraid of making a creative breakthrough.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message