It is true that love is blind, but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Marriage: a word which should be pronounced "mirage." - herbert spencer
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast. - marlene dietrich
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "ok, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Prospective husband: do you have a book called 'man, the master of women'?
Salesgirl: the fiction department is on the other side, sir.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. - minnie pearl
Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had. - francis rodman
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. - alan king
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Home Cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Husband asks,
Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
It means...without information fighting everytime!
Wife on hearing this says,
It could also mean - with idiot for ever.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Marriage puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

The goal in marriage is not to think alike, but to think together.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

A husband's last words should always be 'ok buy it'.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

The husband is the head of the family,
But
Wife is the neck of the family,
Which
Can turn the head any where she wants ;-)
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

You know what i did before i married? Anything i wanted to!!
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. - helen rowland
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: how do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?
The war of the roses
~ Marriage SMS Text Message