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I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
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Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids.
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It's been Monday all week.
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I brake for no apparent reason.
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Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
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Every silver lining has a cloud.
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I can resist everything except temptation.
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road.
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Men are proof that women have a sense of humor.
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Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion
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I may be slow; but I'm ahead of you.
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Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
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Life may suck, but it beats the alternative.
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The buck doesn't even slow down here.
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Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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Why do they call it a bumper if your not going to use it?
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I've been dieting for the past month, but all I lost was 31 days.
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Life is too complicated in the morning.
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My wife's other car is a broom.
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Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
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No matter how bad it gets, It can always get worse.
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If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.
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When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being mean.
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I came, I saw, I did some shopping.
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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This is the rebel base.
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Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie.
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Was today really necessary?
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If you always take time to stop and smell the roses...sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.
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Cynics are people who know the price of everything, but the value of nothing.
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I miss my wife, but my aim is getting better.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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If you're rich, I'm single.
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I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed. What More Do You Want?
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Women are born leaders, LOOK you are following one now.
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Wouldn't it be nice if there were an Escape key for all of our problems?
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My Lawyer Can Beat Your Lawyer.
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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
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Pol-I-Tics poli meaning many, ticks meaning small blood sucking parasites.
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Don't start with me. You know how I get.
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Microbiology Lab: Staph Only.
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Welcome to reality...come again soon.
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Stupidity should be punished.
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
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Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
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Honk if you like peace and quiet.
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If we outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.
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I am represented by the Law Firm of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.
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I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
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You Are Depriving Some Village Of Its Idiot
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It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
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I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
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It's been one of those days all week
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I've lost my phone number - can I have yours?
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Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you they can't laugh either.
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Every time you speak you make someone dumber for listening to you.
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When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
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Don't Piss Me Off! I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.
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It's bad luck to be superstitious.
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This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.
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Gravity always gets me down.
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Never cut what you can untie.
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My daughter turned down your honor student.
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Why am I so thirsty when I drank so much last night?
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I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Don't start with me, you won't win.
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I was an atheist until I realized I was GOD.
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Instead of concentrating on this bumper sticker, maybe you should be concentrating on the road.
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What if the Hokey Pokey really is what its all about?
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I'm Not A Complete Idiot; Some Parts Are Missing.
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Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all it's students.
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I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
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I'm objective; I object to everything.
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He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off
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I've upped my standards, now up yours.
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Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu?
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The road to hell is paved with Republicans.
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IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
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Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.
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If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
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I Think Feminists Are Cute
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Today's subliminal message is: ( )
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Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that.
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So many pedestrians, so little time
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I left the womb for this?
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My other car sticker is funny.
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Please, do not feed the ego.
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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
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Just say NO to negativity.
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I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Life's a beach, and then you drown.
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Everything Is Somewhere.
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Atheism is a non-profit organization.
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Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
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It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Cute and definitely huggable...YES, me!
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving ain't for you.
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When all else fails, manipulate the data.
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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It takes more faith to believe that I came from a monkey than to believe that I came from God.
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My other auto is a 9MM.
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
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If you get any closer I'll fart.
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Energizer Bunny Arrested; Charged With Battery
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Stop Reading My Bumper Stickers and DRIVE.
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Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
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Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out alive.
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Honk if you hate noise pollution.
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Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from two or more.
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I'd rather be fishing
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If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
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There is one in every crowd and they always find me.
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Life is a terminal disease.
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I fish! Therefore, I lie.
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Don't make me go medieval on you.
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LOVE: two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.
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Spare the fenders, save the trees, give the sober friend the keys.
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Just when you think you have won the Rat Race, along come faster rats.
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There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who can count & those who can't.
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DETEST - de stuff de teacher gives de students when ya expect it de least.
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The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.
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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
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Support wildlife, throw a party.
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I'd rather be a failure at something I love, than a success at something I hate.
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If a man states an opinion and there is no woman to hear it, is he still wrong?
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I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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If something goes without saying - LET IT
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Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
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Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
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I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
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Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.
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I can handle pain until it hurts.
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Don't laugh; it's paid for.
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My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her... or something like that.
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Enjoy life it's not a dress rehearsal.
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I am overjoyed with whelm.
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We are the people our parents warned us about.
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The meek will Internet the world.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you.
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To be loved, be lovable.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Life isn't weird; it's the people in it.
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Caution: I drive like you do.
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How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
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I brake for .. wait .. AAAH! .. NO BRAKES!!!!!
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Musicians Duet Better
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I'm serious; it was a joke.
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If you feel attacked by feminism, it's probably a counter attack.
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I'm only a hypochondriac when I feel sick.
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That's all I'm saying and I ain't saying no more.
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I'm not really a driver, I just play one on TV.
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This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
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If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
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Hey idiot - You're driving a car, not a phone booth.
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Don't wash this vehicle - Undergoing scientific dirt test
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He who farts in church sits on his own pew.
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They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.
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If it Ain't Broke... Fix It .. Til It Is
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I believe in getting in hot water; it keeps you clean.
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If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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I believe the Internet is an information source, not a lifestyle choice.
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I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
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There are 2 kinds of drivers: those who make dust & those who eat it.
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Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
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Clear the Road, I AM SIXTEEN
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My child is an honor student at the state penitentiary.
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Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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How may I ignore you today?
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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My favorite color is chocolate.
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Listen to the silence.
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My child beat up your honor student.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
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Editing Is A Rewording Activity
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More people I meet, more I like my dog.
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Entropy Isn't What It Used To Be
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To you it's a six-pack; to me it's a support group.
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
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Lord, please save me from your followers.
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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Do Vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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Suburbia: Where they cut down all the trees and then name streets after them.
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One more repo and I'll be debt free.
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I brake for hallucinations.
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Does The Name Pavlov Ring A Bell?
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In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
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If it weren't for people like you, nobody else would have an above average IQ.
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YES this is my truck, NO I won't help you move.
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My child sold your HONOR STUDENT the answers to the test.
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Look before you open your eyes.
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Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
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If it's tourist season, does that mean we can shoot them?
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Santa's Elves Are Just A Bunch Of Subordinate Clauses
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Earth Is The Insane Asylum For The Universe
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I hate bumper stickers
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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All generalizations are false.
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I drive like this to piss you off.
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No prohibiting allowed.
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If you understand something today, it must be obsolete.
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People who think they know what they're doing are especially annoying to those of us who do.
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Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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On your mark, get set, go away.
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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
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The worst day of fishing is better than the best day at work.
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We're Spending our Kids Inheritance
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If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
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I don't do mornings.
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He who angers you, conquers you.
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When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
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If you can't take a joke, take a hike.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Thank God I'm an atheist.
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Life is a lesson you'll learn it when you're through.
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Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.
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If you can read this, thank a teacher.
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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
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Why be difficult - Be impossible
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I've forgotten more than I've ever learned.
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Unless you're the lead dog, the view doesn't change.
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Forget World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
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Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
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I'm the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from.
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Lets get along with me.
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I know...I know...pull over
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Your body would look good in my trunk.
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Don't worry about life; you're not going to survive it, anyway.
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Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
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Diplomacy is saying "Nice Doggy" until you find a rock.
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Oh well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.
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It's always too early to quit.
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Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.
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Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
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I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.
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God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
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My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
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OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
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You know your getting older when Happy Hour is a nap.
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
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If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
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All men are idiots, and I married their King.
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Look out! Behind you!
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Help starve a feeding bureaucrat.
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I've lowered my expectations to the point where they've already been met.
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Life is just one of those things.
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If you can read this bumper sticker you are driving too close.
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This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.
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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
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I'd love to trade Caller I.D. for "Caller I.Q."
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S.O.B.E.R. - Sick Of Banning Everyone's Rights
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I think, therefore we have nothing in common.
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Do you trust a government that doesn't trust you with guns?
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Professionals are predictable - amateurs are DANGEROUS.
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I am not speeding, I am qualifying.
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Don't Follow me I am LOST!
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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This vehicle insured by Smith and Wesson.
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Getting on your feet requires getting off your butt.
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My child was inmate of the month at the County Jail.
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Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.
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Warning: I brake for hallucinations
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If you can read this you're in range.
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I'm not your monkey.
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Previous owner had an honor student.
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I can go from zero to bitch in 2.2 seconds.
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The squeaky wheel is often replaced.
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I souport publik edekasion
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If you have something to say, raise your hand, and place it over your mouth.
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Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out.
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It's a wonderful life.... With me.
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Life's expensive; drive defensive.
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Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open.
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What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
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Fat people are hard to kidnap.
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Death is the consequence of being alive.
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Empty the prisons - Make room for congress
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If you can read this I can deploy your air bag.
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Talk only if you can improve on the silence.
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Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
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If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
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Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.
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If you think education is expensive, Try ignorance.
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Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
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Driver carries less than $20 IN AMMUNITION...
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If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
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You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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I'm an optimist, but I don't think it helps.
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Not a RULES type of girl.
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Don't steal, the government hates competition.
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My IQ test came back negative.
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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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God does not call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
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You are never too old to learn something stupid.
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Keep honking, I'm reloading.
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Pain is inevitable, misery is optional.
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THINK before you ACT.
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Life is a glitch in the universal program; death is just the programmer's way of debugging.
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My karma ran over your dogma.
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Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't wanna be there when it happens.
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I Was Born Brilliant; Education Ruined Me
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Not all who wander are lost.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
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Don't wish for it...work for it.
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My other car is a piece of junk.
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The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.
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When God made man, she was only joking.
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Honk if you are God.
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Please don't hit me, I'm a pedestrian trapped in a car.
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Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle.
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It's time to pull over and let the air out of your brain.
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Too many freaks, not enough circus's.
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Have a nice day... somewhere else.
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Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say, "Just who do you think you are?"
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Life is a banquet... So EAT ME!
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Don't believe everything you think.
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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall...he was pushed.
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My other wife is beautiful.
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out.
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Never get into a fight with an ugly person, they have nothing to lose.
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Don't judge a book by its movie.
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Life's a garden, dig it.
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I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it.
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When all else fails, lower your standards.
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The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG it Happened.
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Do not play a leap frog with a unicorn.
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I'm not littering... I'm donating to the earth.
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Stop global whining.
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Heck is for people that don't believe in Gosh.
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I got this car for my wife...not a bad trade.
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Everything I need to know I learned in prison
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Growing old is inevitable...Growing up is optional.
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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
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I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
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Smile and the world smiles with you, Fart and you stand alone.
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Do not put a question mark where God put a period.
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God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.
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Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
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Flying saucers are real, the Air force doesn't exist.
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Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
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Everything is possible, just not too probable.
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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
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What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?
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If you can read this... I've lost my trailer.
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I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.
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I'm only here to ANNOY!!
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To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid.
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Is reading in the bathroom considered multitasking?
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Remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Stupid is as stupid does.
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No Sense Being Pessimistic. It Wouldn't Work Anyway.
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Avenge Yourself - Be a problem to your children
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I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life either.
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Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
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Which came first, the woman or the department store?
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
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Don't miss heaven for the world.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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I think, therefore I'm dangerous.
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I SWERVE to HIT People at Random
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It's all a pigment of your hallucination.
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Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
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Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
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Reality is a figment of your imagination.
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Gun control is a steady hand.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
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Jesus is coming... Look busy.
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It doesn't matter what temperature a room is; it's always room temperature.
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How's my driving? Dial 1-800-YOU-SUCK
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To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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My wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm going to leave you" ...I'm sure going to miss her.
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Rehab is for quitters.
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He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.
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If your stupid and you know it, honk your horn.
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The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
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Watch out for the idiot behind me.
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Born free...Taxed to death.
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Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
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I used to live in the real world, then I got evicted.
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The sky is always bluer at the top of the windshield.
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Metaphors be with you.
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Life sucks, then you die.
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Procrastinators Unite!... Tomorrow
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I am not unemployed, I am a consultant.
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Jesus loves you, but everyone else still thinks you're a jerk.
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It took 40 years to make me look this good.
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Romance is like a game of chess: one false move and you're mated.
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Computers help us to do stupid things faster.
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The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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Faster than a speeding ticket.
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T.G.I.F - Thank God I'm Female.
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If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.
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I tried being normal once...I didn't like it.
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Pardon My Driving. I'm Reloading.
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God must love stupid people...he made so many.
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Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
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I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!
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Buy American while there is still time
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House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
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I love my country. It's the government that pisses me off.
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I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
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Where There's A Will, I'm In The Way.
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Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker.
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Now That You Are Kissing My Bumper... Wanna Get Married?
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Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
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I'm only driving this way to piss you off.
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Don't drive and derive. Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
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Rap Is To Music What Etch-A-Sketch Is To Art
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If it's too loud, you're too old.
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I WANT YOU to stay far away from me
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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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Do I look like a people person?
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There is no shortcut to anywhere worth going.
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Life's way too short to stay on topic.
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If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my stickers.
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Proud mother of a delinquent child.
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I'm not as dumb as you look.
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Life is like a straw; it sucks.
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I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.
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Nothing political is correct.
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What you don't do is always more important than what you do do.
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Give me coffee and no one gets hurt
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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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No matter where you go; you're there.
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Do they ever shut up on your planet?
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It's easier to child-proof your gun than to bullet-proof your child.
477:
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
478:
If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it.
479:
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
480:
Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim.
481:
I'm back by popular demand.
482:
Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?
484:
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
485:
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
486:
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
487:
Dogs think they're human. Cats think they're gods.
488:
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
489:
Men are idiots and I married their king.
490:
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
491:
Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.
492:
Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.
493:
I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference.
494:
Deep down, divers care.
495:
So many pedestrians, so little time.
496:
My God can beat up your God.
497:
I don't think, therefore I am not.
498:
Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy
499:
The more I learn, the less I understand.
500:
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
501:
When I married Mr. Right, I didn't know his first name was "always."
502:
Honk if you want to learn sign-language.
503:
If you write "WASH ME" on my truck, I'll carve "RESUSCITATE ME" on your chest!
504:
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
505:
Crime wouldn't pay, if the government ran it.
506:
In theory, everything works.
507:
I am not a bum - My wife works
508:
I used up all my sick days so I called in dead.
509:
I is a college student
510:
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
511:
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
512:
This car is protected by an anti-theft sticker.
513:
You can't be late until you show up.
514:
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
515:
My reality check just bounced
516:
Go on, I will see you at the next light.
517:
I'm not tailgating, I'm just trying to keep my bumper on.
518:
Judge me all you want. Just keep the verdict to yourself.
519:
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
520:
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
522:
Life is 10% what you make it and 90% how you take it.
523:
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
524:
Do you think you could drive any better with that cell phone stuck up your butt?
525:
Talk is cheap - until you hire a lawyer.
526:
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
527:
I took a pain pill. Why are you still here?
528:
Don't miss today worrying about tomorrow.
529:
I'm Just Driving This Way To Piss You Off.
530:
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
531:
Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
532:
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
533:
Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
534:
Horn not working, watch for hand signals
535:
I'm looking forward to regretting this.
536:
Boldly Going Nowhere
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